April 24, 2015

"What the HECK" News

Alexandria Sands
Arts & Entertainment Editor

Obituary asks mourners not to vote for Hillary Clinton
  • The family of Larry Darrell Upright added a strange request to his obituary. It is written, “the family respectfully asks that you do not vote for Hillary Clinton in 2016.” Upright was 81 when he passed away in a hospital in Concord, North Carolina. The family also asked that donations be sent to a Florida children’s hospital instead of sending flowers.

Man travels eight miles on hood of car
  • An argument with Steve Sutton on Sunday night led Dwyane Harvard to hit Sutton with his 2002 Ford Explorer. Harvard took off and went through seven Western Pennsylvania towns with Sutton on his hood. Troopers stopped the SUV after eight miles. Harvard was charged with aggravated assault, simple assault, recklessly endangering another person and DUI.

Sheepdog causes traffic delays from behind the wheel
  • Don the sheepdog dog caused long traffic delays April 22 when he got behind the wheel of his farmer’s tractor. The dog wasn’t stopped for a while until he crashed into a median. Farmer Tom Hamilton told the police station that the dog had jumped on the mini tractor while Hamilton was busy tending to a lamb in a field next to the highway.

Prisoner emails his way to freedom
  • A Wandsworth prison inmate has been sentenced to seven years for creating a fake website in prison and emailing his way to freedom. Using a smuggled-in cellphone, Neil Moore, made a fake British government email account and posed as a court clerk to tell Wandsworth managers he had been granted bail. From within the maximum-security facility, he used an Internet domain registration service to create a fake Web address closely resembling the Britain's Royal Courts of Justice. Moore released himself March 10 last year, but turned himself in three days later.